tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68211722024-03-20T03:01:25.428-07:00Uncle Paul's blog.The continuing adventures of the troubled person - with insight...Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-74040802751839141972023-09-27T21:31:00.001-07:002023-10-02T23:28:29.223-07:00Trump getting found guilty is a good start - so what about the money laundering?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://i.imgflip.com/1dgvy1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="432" data-original-width="620" height="313" src="https://i.imgflip.com/1dgvy1.jpg" width="449" /></a></div><br />Trump getting <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/new-york-judge-rules-trump-committed-fraud-lied-net-years-rcna117504">convicted</a> for <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/26/donald-trump-new-york-financial-fraud-key-takeaways" target="_blank">fraud</a> is <a href="https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-committed-fraud-inflating-net-worth-1234832197/" target="_blank">actually</a> a big win for him in a way. In fact, he's more <a href="https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-freaks-judge-finds-him-025225996.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall" target="_blank">upset</a> about getting outed for being way less wealthy than he claims. The bigger financial ongoing crime he's hiding is big time money laundering. Similarly, the Mar-a-Lardo documents case about improper handling of top secret documents sidesteps the bigger question of which ones did he sell to basically this country's enemies? He's laughing like a drug dealer who just got a speeding ticket but got away with hella drugs and money on him. Oh, and a dead body in the trunk, the car is stolen, and he's bombed and high but the cop didn't look that hard. <div><cr><br /></cr></div><div><cr>
Trump was basically broke in the late 90's because he sucks at business and to this day is carrying tons of <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2022/07/29/donald-trumps-great-escape-how-the-former-president-solved-his-debt-crisis/?sh=6efd08ed3970" target="_blank">debt</a> he tries to hide But he's a master class sociopath liar and has been really good at manipulating the media to help project his <a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj45dfGw8uBAxWnCTQIHS8lAP4QFnoECBcQAQ&url=https://www.publicopiniononline.com/story/opinion/columnists/2022/09/07/when-it-comes-to-business-former-president-trump-track-record-dismal/65474745007/&usg=AOvVaw2atsYzbWe5t-nVu5taKuB2&opi=89978449" target="_blank">fake</a> story of being a successful and wealthy businessman. He <a href="https://www.bizjournals.com/newyork/news/2016/07/21/trump-organization-threatens-to-sue-art-of-the.html" target="_blank">sued</a> the ghost writer for “The art of the Deal” for subsequently doing the math after figuring out he'd been majorly bullshitted and used. Jeffrey Schwartz totally hurt Cheato's feelings when he said he was actually worth $300M, tops. </cr></div><div><cr><cr><br /></cr></cr></div><div><cr><cr>
There are <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/swamp-chronicles/where-did-donald-trump-get-200-million-dollars-to-buy-his-money-losing-scottish-golf-club" target="_blank">links</a> to all sorts of money laundering for the failed real estate developer, from Kazakstan bankrupting BTA money to <a href="https://www.globalwitness.org/en/campaigns/corruption-and-money-laundering/narco-a-lago-panama/#chapter-3/section-1" target="_blank">Panamanian</a> narco and money at his Club Ocean and basically anyone at the <a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwir4-eMxMuBAxVZJzQIHYJDBOUQFnoECBUQAQ&url=https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/trumpinc/episodes/money-laundering-trump-taj-mahal&usg=AOvVaw33vaEoA2DatgtthUlrgnNH&opi=89978449" target="_blank">Taj Mahal</a> in Atlantic City and recently Russian money for <a href="https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/trump-social-media-federal-investigation-money-laundering-1235555139/" target="_blank">TruthSocial</a>. But the big stinking fish is the <a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj2x6GuxMuBAxW7DjQIHcenAwE4ChAWegQIDhAB&url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/trumps-businesses-are-full-of-dirty-russian-money-the-scandal-is-thats-legal/2019/03/29/11b812da-5171-11e9-88a1-ed346f0ec94f_story.html&usg=AOvVaw3arIbChb6gGmb5K1AUlhG9&opi=89978449" target="_blank">Russian</a> <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/15/kremlin-papers-appear-to-show-putins-plot-to-put-trump-in-white-house" target="_blank">Kompromat</a> that started even <a href="https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/12/21/how-russian-money-helped-save-trumps-business/" target="_blank">before</a> Deutchbank. Mueller somehow didn't follow the <a href="https://www.americanprogress.org/article/following-the-money/" target="_blank">money</a> but Manafort was pardoned for his now openly admitted conduit role for Russian money laundering. </cr></cr></div><div><cr><cr><cr><br /></cr></cr></cr></div><div><cr><cr><cr>
Yes, he's had <a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj45dfGw8uBAxWnCTQIHS8lAP4QFnoECBQQAQ&url=https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2022-05-18/trump-business-partners-outline-his-failed-deals&usg=AOvVaw1I9VAS8ya_cOmKNEmbZYPy&opi=89978449" target="_blank">numerous</a> business <a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj45dfGw8uBAxWnCTQIHS8lAP4QFnoECBgQAQ&url=https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/donald-trumps-business-failures-were-very-real&usg=AOvVaw37wbwaKmScH7rqtazQfWWv&opi=89978449" target="_blank">fails</a> and has operated fraudulently for ages because basically he repeatedly fucks up every business venture. He threw massive debt on the Federal government, and despite laundering money and probably taking in even more heinous money, is spiraling in <a href="https://www.vox.com/21472063/trump-tax-returns-debts-owes-money" target="_blank">debt</a>. And yup, he sucks at golf so he <a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj5tLH2wsuBAxWkOn0KHb6YAd4QFnoECBAQAQ&url=https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/&usg=AOvVaw2NPG7dOhID7tGbpab0uewu&opi=89978449" target="_blank">cheats</a> at that too. Dude is a stain in history and I can't wait for the day he's in jail, forgotten, broke, and can't have a mattress because pee boy can't get <a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj2-ISOw8uBAxWcFTQIHceGANsQFnoECBYQAQ&url=https://bleedingcool.com/tv/dave-bautista-claims-donald-trump-wore-diaper-at-wrestlemania-match/&usg=AOvVaw0nddIC39jlZAvieC_6VSfJ&opi=89978449" target="_blank">diapers</a> glued on combovers, or orange spray in the klinker. Fuck him. </cr></cr></cr></div>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-1448376886330191562021-10-27T10:58:00.000-07:002021-10-27T10:58:06.560-07:00Pay no attention to the man behind the curtainLotsa folks are rather quite upset these days, primarily because they are not doing so well financially. It's easy to buy into blaming foreigners and whoever, but the reality is that stratification of wealth has accelerated, and real wages have been flat for years, not even approaching the buying power increased productivity regular folks work generates. And then there's the tyranny of massive interest rates for consumers and taxes so most folks are angry and broke.
But the thing is, Facebook knows that false hateful blaming messages create 18 times the page views of regular boring reality news and the rich have snowed 98% of the people into misdirecting their attention to what's really up. According to a 2019 <a href="https://news.gallup.com/opinion/polling-matters/350555/public-opinion-increased-taxes-rich.aspx">Gallup</a> poll, less than 2% of Americans think that wealth distribution inequality is a major issue.
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https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/08/07/opinion/leonhardt-income-inequality.htmlUncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-72980579597037593122021-08-03T09:23:00.001-07:002021-08-03T09:23:23.365-07:00Something between a quarter to 22 pounds of this particular item has brought us to hellSo here's a very very strange calculation. One millionth of a gram is approximately 10 million virions. The mass of all the SARS-CoV-2 virions currently in all human hosts combined on the entire planet is calculated to have a mass of between 100 g and 10 kg max. 22 pounds at the maximum of this particular construct has brought our civilization to it’s knees.
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Well, one thing I hope nobody has forgotten is that said conversation was moved – along with other call transcripts – to a <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/zmjyky/whats-in-trumps-super-classified-server-and-why-is-he-hiding-things-there">secret server</a>. So, umm, I sure hope somebody has looked into said server for other similarly treasonous transcripts. We all know that top staffers in those <a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/morrison-says-transcript-of-trump-zelensky-call-was-placed-on-secure-server-by-mistake">whorish</a> days were selected on the basis of shameless ability to kiss the stinky patuti, and competence maybe not so much. Maybe nobody remembered to erase that domestic Kompromat and there are more stinkers in there just waiting to be redacted. Just sayin'
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Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-51121562912080134882011-12-29T22:57:00.000-08:002011-12-29T23:00:04.619-08:00small black dog found today. I'll even put up signs because I'm guessing that anybody silly enough to neglect putting contact information on a dog tag (which is the whole point) isn't cruising CL for it. <div>If not, I know somebody who I think would love it. </div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><div class="bchead" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; font-family: sans-serif; border-bottom-width: 2px; border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; margin-bottom: 1em; font-size: medium; ">SF bay area craigslist > east bay > community > lost & found</div><h2 style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; ">small black dog found (oakland west)</h2><hr style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; ">Date: 2011-12-29, 10:56PM PST</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; "><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; ">Reply to:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; "> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; "><small><i>your anonymous craigslist address will appear here</i></small></span><hr style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; "><br /></span><div id="userbody" style="font-family: Times; font-size: medium; ">cute little black dog found near 15th and wood street this morning. If you can tell me what the name is on his tag he's yours.<br /><br />hint: if you had put your phone number on address in the tag as well you'd have him back already<br /><br />510.xxx.xxxx<br /><br />paul </div></div></div>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-24724011168532608832011-12-06T22:10:00.000-08:002011-12-06T22:29:45.941-08:00<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">So the other day I was ruminating on a nasty email to send as a response to this horrible service that doesn't honor unsubscribes. Well, instead I came home for a second mid day and the ticket lady was writing someone a ticket. This, while parked pretty much in the middle of the street beside two spaces she could have easily parked in – with her car door open so it was impossible to pass. It's typical – they don't care about traffic or even the reasons behind why parking tickets are supposed to be for the common good. They are just people who want to make money and have a little power trip with their bit of authority.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">So, even though she was already giving me the stink eye for looking at her, I nicely asked her if she could please close her door so that I could pass by. She said “ I'll do that as soon as I have posted this ticket on the vehicle.” The ticket was already in her hand, so she did the DMV style slo-mo walk to the car and turned to also walk as slowly with exaggerated hip swinging as possible the 6 steps to her car. But yes, I already had a line ready to deliver so I figured she might as well hear it.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I smiled and said “You know, despite the deep disdain I have for your ilk, it's never ceases to amaze me how you can always manage to sink to even more contemptible depths.” Her sour look was unchanged, and she made sure to dick around a little after getting in her car before closing the door. She must have known I was laughing at her wretched existence.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">My only regret is not taking a photo of her parking job to post with this.</p>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-15190651566509409092011-11-27T13:16:00.000-08:002011-11-27T13:30:20.607-08:00<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Comet, will make your mouth turn green</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Comet, it tastes like gasoline</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Comet, will make you vomit</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">So buy Comet, and vomit, today!</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><br /></p> <p style="text-align: left;margin-bottom: 0in; ">(song from my childhood)</p><p style="text-align: right;margin-bottom: 0in; "><br /></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><br /></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I ran out out Comet and at Safeway I found a cleaner called <a href="http://www.bonami.com/">Bon Ami</a>. I know it's been around like, forever. I have seen vintage signs at antique stores! Seems relatively nontoxic, and promised not to scratch. Goodness, why didn't I know about this before? No, it' doesn't cut through the grime as quickly as Comet but it's not harsh at all and I felt fine about using it on my stainless pots and pans – and scrubbed away years of burned on stains on the outsides of them! Almost as rewarding as cleaning off old motorcyle parts and revealing the shiny machine beneath the dirt. So I've been on a program of using pots and pans I have not used for a long time, and getting them all shiny again. And actually, it's a great time to get rid of pots and pans I never seem to use for anything. </p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><img 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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-30455214520538754512011-10-14T10:24:00.001-07:002011-10-14T10:24:28.658-07:00<p class="p1">The first job I did on my own when I started this business was with a friend. Put in an electrical subpanel and rewired most of the house. Remodeled the bath and kitchen ultra low budget. He called me a few months later and said that when he turned on the washing machine at the same time as the toaster the lights dimmed and faltered. This caused me much consternation. As in, I wondered if I was making a big mistake with my life if I could screw up such an obvious thing - they are all on separate circuits and should not affect each other. I called Clif and said, whatever it is, fix it on my dime. He called my friend and asked him to go outside and describe the transformer on the telephone pole. From the description he identified it as an obsolete and likely malfunctioning transformer and that PGE would replace it. They did it at no cost. I never would have even guessed. Experience matters sometimes.</p>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-15147687723993825072011-03-28T21:48:00.000-07:002011-03-28T21:54:29.613-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: -webkit-xxx-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; ">Should <a href="http://www.ichromatography.com/two-question-survey-should-we-change-our-name.html" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 70, 76); ">Analtech change their name</a>?</span></span></span>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-54121071420005634232011-03-27T21:21:00.000-07:002011-03-27T23:14:36.761-07:00<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><b>Right of way</b></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">So every weekend the traffic is really bad coming south because there is such confusion about how to navigate the left (East Bay) or right (San Francisco) split. I'm assuming that most people have a pretty good idea of their destination on this level, long before they get to this point. The East Bay side has to also decide pretty soon afterwards wether to go East or South. This apparently is all terribly difficult because traffic slows to a crawl every time.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">And the reason is because a lot of California drivers have a really hard time changing lanes and merging. It's intolerable to me because I've been in plenty of places where people know how to do it. And now, users of the road, I will reveal the secret.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">To change lanes, what you need to do is find a spot in the lane that you want to be in that's a good size – say at least three car lengths, synchronize your speed to be next to it, hit your blinker and do it. The best way to get to that spot it to accelerate just a tiny bit up to it. Then ease on the gas and keep up the speed that was happening in that lane.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">The classic loser California thing to do is slow down and hope such a spot appears. This is a sucker technique for two reasons. First of all, it's really hard to see out of the back of your head. Second, other drivers will recognize that this is your plan when they see your brake lights and will hit the gas to prevent you from having the gap to squeeze into. I think this is because they fear that you might be an even worse driver than they are, and will continue to lose speed, even after you make the lane change. And they suspect it from past experience because the classic loser lane changer keeps slowing down after they make the lane change because they are so rattled by the frightening experience.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">So what happens is, people who want to change lanes actually come to a complete stop, hoping for that break in traffic that rarely happens. And once this happens even a few times, guess what, all traffic slows to a crawl. I see it every weekend. It's pathetic.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">We all know that highway police will just stop you for speeding. You can drive 45 in the fast lane and they won't bother you. You can leave your blinker on for hours. You can come to a complete stop in a lane that is supposed to be doing 55 because you didn't plan ahead and also don’t know how to change lanes. You can do any number of dangerous things on the road, as long as you don't exceed the often arbitrary maximum posted speed.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">The corresponding California driver failing is not knowing how to merge. So here is the skinny: it's like a zipper. One person goes from your lane, then someone from the other lane, then it's your turn. This is not something that means a lot of eye contact an negotiation and waving. When it's your turn, do it, and it often doesn't mean slowing down more than just a mile or two per hour to synchronize speed. Once you are in the lane, ease on the gas and get out of the way.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">But that's not how it goes in California. Some jerks think they don’t have to wait for their turn. Some are cowed by the confrontation and slow way, way down, perhaps even to a stop. Whatever, most merges that in any decent city like Boston or Bonn would mean just a tad of synchronization followed by a return to normal sped become stop and go affairs here. Every single merge onto the 80 west in San Francisco to the Bay bridge becomes an ordeal.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">The cost to society is enormous. Everyone's time is worth something. Yes, even the crappy drivers time. I'm guessing that if people knew how to drive properly in the Bay area on the highway then traffic would be about 50% less. That is probably millions of person hours every year. That's got to be worth something, right?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">OK, so lets get to it. What I'm really saying is that a whole lot of people should never have gotten their drivers licenses in the first place. It realy should be significantly harder to get a driver's license. And the highway police need to completely reexamine their approach. It’s not just that “Speed Kills” (which originally was an anti Methamphetamine slogan, by the way) but the real goal should be to keep traffic moving smoothly. Yes, they can keep writing speeding tickets but they also need to be writing tickets for people who are driving too slow – especially the ones that come to a crawl because they are incapable of negotiating basic maneuvers at speed. Hopefully, such idiot drivers can lose their licenses just like habitual drunk drivers. </p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Funclepaul.blogspot.com%2F&layout=standard&show_faces=true&width=450&action=like&font&colorscheme=light&height=80" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;" allowtransparency="true"></iframe></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><br /></p>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-28673971587057791502011-03-13T18:33:00.000-07:002011-03-27T23:16:07.272-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Zooplankton</span><br /><br />So the other day I was a few blocks from my house and realized that the thing in my back pocket that was bothering me was my phone. So I took it out. A cop saw me putting my seatbelt back on, flipped a U turn and stopped me a few blocks away.<br /><br />“I'm stopping you because I saw you putting on your seat belt back there.”<br /><br />I didn't say anything.<br /><br />“Do you speak English?”<br /><br />“Actually, officer, I didn't want to say anything because to tell you the truth I'm pretty angry about this. I had to drive halfway up the sidewalk to get out of my driveway a few blocks away because someone is parked in front of it. I've driven past at least three double parked cars in the last 3 minutes. My truck has been robbed four times in the last two years. I know none of that has anything to do with you, but I feel like I'm at the bottom of the food chain. You'll stop me because you know a nice Asian is not going to be dangerous and I'll pay. The ghetto people can do whatever they want and nobody wants to mess with them. Like I said, I know that none of that really has anything to do with you but I'm just tired of being the provider for everyone because I'm a big idiot and I work hard every day to try to make a living. If you could give me a warning I'd really feel a lot better about things.”<br /><br />He took my paperwork to his car. And came back with a verbal warning. I thanked him.<div><br /></div><div><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Funclepaul.blogspot.com%2F&layout=standard&show_faces=true&width=450&action=like&font&colorscheme=light&height=80" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;" allowtransparency="true"></iframe></div>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-22158648786849370122011-02-14T21:56:00.000-08:002011-02-14T21:57:58.438-08:00Hey kids! So I am making a facebook page for Acme Builders and here is the like link in XFBML<br /><br /><script src="http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"></script><fb:like-box href="http://www.facebook.com/platform" width="292" show_faces="true" stream="true" header="true"></fb:like-box><br /><br />And here it is an an Iframe<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/likebox.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fplatform&width=292&colorscheme=light&show_faces=true&stream=true&header=true&height=427" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:292px; height:427px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-28414835697515537002010-11-14T10:57:00.000-08:002010-11-14T11:00:09.448-08:00Just another optical illusion<div><br /></div><div>I love that part of the illusion is that the "jet contrail" clearly shows a bright glowing orange flame. The fun part will be revisiting these links later and mysteriously, the links will also disappear</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.cbs8.com/Global/story.asp?S=13468118" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 70, 76); ">http://www.cbs8.com/Global/<wbr>story.asp?S=13468118</a><br /><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/11/09/national/main7036716.shtml" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 70, 76); ">http://www.cbsnews.com/<wbr>stories/2010/11/09/national/<wbr>main7036716.shtml</a><br /><a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/11/la-mystery-missile-may-have-been-errant-launch.html" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 70, 76); ">http://latimesblogs.latimes.<wbr>com/lanow/2010/11/la-mystery-<wbr>missile-may-have-been-errant-<wbr>launch.html</a><br /><a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/11/cameraman-who-filmed-mystery-missile-describes-spectacular-sight.html" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 70, 76); ">http://latimesblogs.latimes.<wbr>com/lanow/2010/11/cameraman-<wbr>who-filmed-mystery-missile-<wbr>describes-spectacular-sight.<wbr>html</a><br /><a href="http://www.examiner.com/sf-in-san-francisco/was-the-ufo-off-la-a-missile-launch-or-optical-illusion-video" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 70, 76); ">http://www.examiner.com/sf-in-<wbr>san-francisco/was-the-ufo-off-<wbr>la-a-missile-launch-or-<wbr>optical-illusion-video</a><br /><a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2010/1109/California-mystery-missile-ignites-debate-Friend-foe-or-faux" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 70, 76); ">http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/<wbr>2010/1109/California-mystery-<wbr>missile-ignites-debate-Friend-<wbr>foe-or-faux</a></div>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-44859224266474013812010-11-10T18:54:00.000-08:002010-11-10T21:20:32.811-08:00<div>Wikipedia Rocks</div><div><br /></div>So I've had a couple of not so profitable situations recently. I have also been working on my house because rainy season is soon and I still haven't finished the exterior envelope. I did do the majority of the foundation, which is kind of important. The thing about working on my house is not so much that it costs money as the fact that it's time I should be making money. And heck, I dont even bill myself because I can't afford to pay me.<div><br /><div><div>Still, I just donated a little bit to Wikipedia. If you want do so as well, here's the link:<br /><br /><a href="http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Support_Wikipedia/en"><img border="0" alt="Support Wikipedia" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Fundraising_2009-square-share-en.png" /></a></div></div></div>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-42312920212604919682010-10-24T11:33:00.001-07:002011-03-27T23:16:54.694-07:00<b>Motorcycle Adventures with Mike Gillis</b><br /><br />When I moved to Allston for the second time I looked at an apartment on Gardner Street. George, the landlord was going to show me the place but apparently had not given the tenants adequate notice. One in particular was adamant that we could not come in without notice and I kind of recognized the voice. It turned out to be someone I knew from Umass Amherst, from the Baker party scene. Mike and I recognized each and so it all calmed down. It turned out he didn't want to let us in because there were a couple of pot plants gracing the living room.<br /><br />It was a shame he was moving out because I moved in but he didn't move far and we started hanging out a lot. We had the same politics but one thing in particular we had in common was motorcycles. Some people just get a motorcycle and don't really have any other friends with bikes and both of us were that way. So we were always up for rides. Mike had a Suzuki GS850 with a big Vetter fairing and I couldn't understand why he didn't want to take it off until many years later when I got a big old Suzuki with a fairing myself and realized it was way more comfortable, but I digress. I had an early/mid eighties Kawasaki GPZ750 that I had made out out of two others. One had been crashed hard and the other had experienced a fire so the resulting black spray painted jobbie was of course called crash and burn.<br /><br />In the fall we'd ride way up north to see the foliage change and over the next few weekends we'd chase the foliage south. We got suck in freezing rain, and spent one night on a couple of pallets under a Semi trailer in the hard rain in a parking lot in the middle of nowhere. One time we were treated quite hospitably by the Harley gangs on the Laconia-Loudon run in New Hampshire run who we had feared would revile us for our Japanese bikes. We learned that there is a very real difference between the old time rough outlaw Harley riders and the snobby affluent new Harley riders who want to buy into the image. But mostly, and I can say this now in retrospect because we survived, we hit the bars on our bikes.<br /><br />I don't know about now, but Boston was a very musically charged town. Sure, it was the bleeding edge of the introduction of British punk rock and the scene had a strong Ska thing going in the late eighties. But mostly it was a heavy metal city. Aerosmith and all. We'd hop on our bikes and chase Bim Scala Bim out to corny clubs full of townies on the North Shore. We hit small basement gigs in Somerville to see Plate of Shrimp, and it was all easy on the bikes.<br /><br />But mostly we were denizens of the Commonwealth strip, the main line being the drag between Kenmore Square and Allston. Most of the metal in Allston was at Bunratty's, which was so nasty that the bathrooms sparkled from all the broken glass dust stuck to the beer stained bathroom walls. In Kenmore it was the Rathskellar, which had been there forever. In the daytime the upstairs was a popular blue collar lunch spot but at night the basement was ground zero for loud metal. Night people called it The Rat. Mike's taste in music honestly ran more towards Hot Tuna and more hippy dippy stuff but he was always game for what was obviously the more exciting local stuff for the night.<br /><br />Maybe in some cities you can park motorcycles on the sidewalk but in Boston this was only the case if the sidewalk had some nooks that were not even remotely useful for pedestrian traffic. There was just such a nook next to the stairs at the entrance to the Rat where two bikes could squeeze in. One fine hot summer night we cruised up the sidewalk to park in those spots to see Extreme. Two guys on brand spanking new Harleys saw we were onto a good thing, and tried to muscle into the action, which was a bit problematic because there was a line to get in and the sidewalk was crowded. The bouncers yelled at them until they turned off their engines.<br /><br />One bouncer screamed “What do you think you are doing?”<br />“We want to park our bikes over there.”<br />“You can't.”<br />“And you're going to let those two crappy bikes park there instead?”<br />“That's right.”<br />“You want two ugly old bikes park there instead of our Harleys?<br />“They get to park here because they ride those bikes here all winter in the snow!”<br /><br />The whole assembled crowd broke into laughter and jeered at them to go to the disco.<div><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Funclepaul.blogspot.com%2F&layout=standard&show_faces=true&width=450&action=like&font&colorscheme=light&height=80" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;" allowtransparency="true"></iframe></div>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-73590577839280508532010-09-26T15:49:00.001-07:002010-09-26T15:59:42.458-07:00Last week's exciting adventures in crime were just a variation on an old theme. As all Toyota truck owners find out sooner or later, their catalytic converter has a particularly high platinum content. The same fabulous crowd that steals brass and copper has added this to their hit list. <br /><br />So I've had 3 Toyota pickups and guess what, I've had to replace three catalytic converters because the lovely people of the night liberated them, most likely with a battery powered reciprocating saw. Last time they also got my O2 sensor which doubled my repair bill. Sweet.<br /><br />But get this - we're doing a project right downtown in Oakland. Last week one of my guys had his toyota truck parked three cars from the sidewalk in a parking lot. someone went under the truck and unbolted the cat in BROAD DAYLIGHT. <br /><br />It really is a shame that we have drifted away from the time honored ways of the past. Maybe it's easy for me to say because I don't steal, but it sure seems right that immediate justice would be to cut off a thief's hand. No long, boring expensive trial and also no expensive jail time either. <br /><br />I have a whole other proposal for criminal punishment that involves modern technology but I'll save that for some other post. I should get back to doing my taxes after all.Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-79379944192457256312010-05-06T21:42:00.000-07:002010-05-06T21:43:06.991-07:00Dear mystery person of the night,<br />I suppose I can understand you needing gas and not wanting to pay for it but FYI my gas tank cover opened pretty easily so you didn't really need to scratch my truck as much as you did. <br /><br />And I suppose I can understand wanting the driving lights. I used them once and they were not bright but maybe you'll like them. I'm guessing they were $25 new. And yes, I suppose it was kind of dark but surely you noticed that one of them was all smashed up and really, what good are they since you didn't get the brackets? I'll take them off for you and if you want you can fish them out of my trash can.<br /><br />Please smile next time because Im installing a video system soon! No worries the one under the roof peak will be a fancy high res IR jobbie.Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-62854280560567638882009-02-05T21:02:00.001-08:002009-02-05T21:02:59.493-08:00What's a friend?<br /><br /><br />Last night my best friend and I were sitting in the house and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."<br /><br />So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.<br /><br />She's such a bitch.Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-49832868931258649402009-01-24T11:43:00.000-08:002009-01-24T11:58:30.003-08:00Hey check out <a href="http://insurancemattersinoaklandca.wordpress.com/">Ruth's insurance blog</a>Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-45181023555059490552009-01-23T21:54:00.000-08:002009-01-23T22:13:05.628-08:00hi!<br /><br />It's been a super long time since I posted anything so I'm going to send a funny note I'm sending to the <a href="http://www.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtribune">Oakland Tribune</a>.<br /><br /><br />January 23, 2009<br /><br />Oakland Tribune<br />7677 Oakport Street #950<br />Oakland, CA 94612<br /><br />ref: Account #0003272741<br /><br />Dear Oakland Tribune,<br /><br />Enclosed please find your bill for $19.99. This is the third bill you have sent me, and the funny thing is I paid it the first time on December 9th 2008 with my check number 3100. I'm also sending you back the "final bill" for $2.16. I have no idea what that is for.<br /><br />Let get the facts together. One of your telemarketers called just after Thanksgiving and for some reason I agreed to try a subscription, even though the last time we tried we received perhaps half of the issues we were supposed to get, and of those half got here long after we had left for work already. Long, long ago I used to deliver the Boston Globe and it was understood that folks wanted their paper bright and early in the morning. But I digress.<br /><br />The telemarketer said we would start getting the paper immediately and said I'd get a bill since I was not going to give out my number to someone who calls my house (at dinnertime). No paper showed up, but the bill did. I paid. Still no paper. I called circulation a few times. No paper. I called your business office to say that I am disgusted and want to cancel the subscription. But here we are, another bill. The funny thing is I also came home to a voicemail asking me to call your circulation desk if I have not gotten the paper. You are so funny. I still have not received even a single newspaper, almost 2 months later.<br /><br />So here we are. I'm asking you in writing to cancel my subscription. I have not received a single paper so I would like to get very penny back. What's more, please remove my phone umber from your telemarketing list. I've asked that in the past but they keep calling.<br /><br />Actually, I have a great idea. Your telemarketing people seem to get the working thing, unlike your delivery persons. Maybe you should get rid of your delivery people and have the telemarketing people do the deliveries!<br /><br />But anyway to summarize:<br /><br />1) I have not received a single paper<br />2) Send me a refund check<br />3) Never call me again<br /><br />thanks<br /><br /><br />PaulUncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-1175154538037362462007-03-29T01:48:00.000-07:002007-03-29T01:48:58.046-07:00PRINTS<br />Emeryville Montessori bilingual<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pacificriminternationalschool.org/">Pacific Rim International School</a>: "Pacific Rim International School"Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6821172.post-1175150616042303122007-03-29T00:43:00.000-07:002007-03-29T00:43:36.043-07:00<a href="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1601194,00.html">Millions of Flu Shots to Be Destroyed | TIME</a>: "Millions of Flu Shots to Be Destroyed"<br /><br />This is just so lame. It's amazing to me how something so obviously ludicrous can be done by people signed up into large institutions who never question the basics because they get sucked into the magnitude of the thing.Uncle Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12869376680926649294noreply@blogger.com0